Oooh, soccer is coming to Seattle!
- JK Which one is Simon Bird [Daily Mirror's north-east football writer]?
- SB Me.
- JK You're a cunt.
- SB Thank you.
- JK Which one is Hickman [Niall, football writer for the Express]? You are out of order. Absolutely fucking out of order. If you do it again, I am telling you you can fuck off and go to another ground. I will not come and stand for that fucking crap. No fucking way, lies. Fuck, you're saying I turned up and they [Newcastle's players] fucked off.
- SB No Joe, have you read it, it doesn't actually say that. Have you read it?
- JK I've fucking read it, I've read it.
- SB It doesn't say that. Have you read it?
- JK You are trying to fucking undermine my position already.
- SB Have you read it, it doesn't say that. I knew you knew they were having a day off.
- JK Fuck off. Fuck off. It's your last fucking chance.
- SB You read the copy? It doesn't say that you didn't know.
- JK What about the headline, you think that's a good headline?
- SB I didn't write the headline, you read the copy.
- JK You are negative bastards, the pair of you.
- From England care of the Stranger:
- http: //slog.thestranger.com/2008/10/i_am_officially_looking_forward_to_soccer